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Dec. 6th, 2008 | 12:40 am
mood: thoughtful thoughtful
music: The sound of air whistling in my ears

Should I create a hatememe so that all the people with an excess amount sand in their vagina can tell me how mean and stupid and ghey I am y/y

On the first day of Christmas, my company gave to me
A pink slip for under the tree

On the second of Christmas, my company gave to me
2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the third day of Christmas, my company gave to me
3 Bic pens
Is that right 2 days to pack?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company
4 letter words
3 more pens
Well I’m gonna take this lamp too, then
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the fifth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
5 days of sleep
4 letters words
3 bic pens
And this stapler and my coat rack and…
A pink slip for under the tree

On the sixth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
Six months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
Wake up you freaking monkey, it’s almost break time!
Oh, thanks. Is the roach coach here yet?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the seventh day of Christmas, my company gave to me
7 check a –bouncing
Oh, dear!
6 months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
I got your bonus right here!
3 lousy pens
I’m calling security
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the eighth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
8 hours of drinking
I have never bounced a check in my life
5 day of sleep
You big Goofbag!
Bunch of Sticky notes
Can I at least keep thee pocket protector?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the ninth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
9 cans a cat food
8 hours of drinking
Could you not breathe on me please?
I can’t afford Cobra
5 days of sleep
4 festive words
3 Bic pens
Only 2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree
I got a blue one

On the tenth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
10 workers weeping,
There, there missy, it’s gonna’ get a lot worse than this
God, I hope my kids don’t get sick
Want some cat food?
5 days of sleep
Bite me!
Do I hear sexual harassment?
Would you help me carry this copier to my car, please?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my company gave to me
Eleventh hour pleading
10 workers weeping
You know I know a guy that’ll hire all three of you girls, sight unseen
And you get to work with a cobra, imagine that!
5 days of sleep
4 letter words
I ‘m warning you!
Can’t we all just get along?
And a pink slip for under the tree

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
12 employees bumming
I know girls, I know
Say, you girls need a ride home? I got my car parked right out front?
Five days of sleep
I gave this place the best years of my life and they gave me the shaft!
And a pink slip for under the tree.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tree? What tree? We’re not gonna be able to afford a tree!

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From: fusijui
Date: Apr. 24th, 2009 07:07 pm (UTC)
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I just salvaged my LJ and noticed you 'friended' me... have no idea who you are, but are delighted & honored to have attracted the attention of someone so TOTALLY ANGEL-KITTENS-FROLICKING-IN-BATSHIT CRACKED as yourself!

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