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ATTENTION PEASENTS!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

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Nov. 30th, 2008 | 12:04 am
mood: sore sore

♦ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!! ♣ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!!

And now for some ~*~ LiMeRiCKs ~*~

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.

There once was a fellow named Frisk,
Whose stroke was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action,
That the Lorenz contraction,
Reduced his tool to a disk!

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