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Jan. 15th, 2011 | 01:14 am

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Dec. 4th, 2009 | 09:31 pm
mood: horny horny

E͑̇ͫ̀ͤͦ̏̈ͯ҉̭̟̮̖̫̭̰̜̹͉̻̭́͜ḋ̸̨̨̡͕̤͕͖̩̰̠̖̫̻͈̫͋̆͌́͗̈́̓͗e̴̱̯̟͇͓͓͎͚̞̓̎̓́ͣͪ̅͐ͦ̒͡ͅl̴̡̗̹̥̱̹̱̗̲̺̭͇̘̂̒ͮ͑̐w̸̴̨͉̝̜̹̱̤̘͉̖̘̣ͧ́̄͑ͦ̓ͫ̒̃͗͗̽͂̒̚̚̚͢e͌̓̐͑͗͏̡̛̲̖̥̳̣̘̗̬̤̞͚̳̥̳̦͘ͅi͊̌ͥͨ̑̌̏̊͋̓ͭͬ̄̇͢͡҉͕̟͉̹̜̞̬̰͝s̷̡̨̠̲̦͓̘̤̗̼̹̰̑ͥ̓̐͂ͮ̑̒ͫ̈́̔̍̀̕s̶̮͈͚̝̜̬̾̅̍͋̑̀̒̽͒͑͂ͪͪ̽ͩ͘͝,̒͆̅̊̓́͆̏̀ͥ͊̑ͮͨ̌̚̚͏̦̙̤̖͚̙̪̰̦͉͙͕̘̘͕͕̺͙͡ ̨̲̺͕̹̘͇͉̞͚̟̳ͯͯ͂̓̉͂̉̄̈͟E̸̛̤̳̠̮̭̭̲͉̱̠̫̻͙̱̪̳̤̠̳̊̃͋͆̉̀͞͡d̢̛͑̍̿͌ͩͪ͊̔̆̋̌̎͋ͮͤ͒҉̸̭̖̫͉͎̲̰̘̖̺̹͎͢ȇ̵̬̜̜̪̫͖͖̪̥͖̖͕͍̰̼̎͌̋͌ͧ͂͜͢ͅl̵ͦͣ̄͂̈͊ͩ͒̄͋ͯ̊̋̌͏̸̸̗̼̞̮̱͙͓ẉ̧̛̩̯͖͇̣̠͔̟̮̮̪̽ͨ̾ͩͧ̓͗ͣ̉̀̀͞ȩ̠̖̹͉̗͕ͣ̏ͣͪ̚͢͟ͅi͛ͯͬͦ̍ͯ́̐͊̅͠͏̠̙͇̼̰̤̞̝͎͓̮̘͔̘̕͝s̸̸̷̡̗̞̥͉͔̤̪̮̳̽̅̆ͣͥ̓̂̔ͥ͢s̢̭̤̱̼͚͓͙͚̬̪̤̮̞̍̇͌͆̓̑ͬͨͦ̀ͤ͆͟͠
̶̸̟͙̟̮͙̺͈͕̼̝͈̖̫͖̺͓̫͑͂̓ͧ̑̀͘ͅË̡̠̜̫͎͓̙́͒̉̏ͥ͐̓̋̒ͦ̄̅̋̾ͦͪ͐̚̚͘͢v̶̶̹͇̠̫͕͙̱̩̰̦̩͖̺̺ͬ̓͂̏̈́ͪ̑̀̈́̎ͤ̃́ͫ́̚͘ḙ̴̜͔͙̠ͥ̈́̽́̾ͩ̀rͭ̓̄͊ͤ͗͆̇̇̍ͬ̉̊̾̌̈ͬ̆́͏̭̮̙̻̱̤͇̝͙͖̹ͅy̵̷̱̬͉̟͈̻̟̫̞̟͓͎͓̩̹̝̱̜͍̓̾̈́͂͞ ̡̛ͣ̐̽҉͙̳͙̖̮̣͈͚̰̕ͅm̹̯͖͙̩͙͖̭͖̆̋̇ͥ͋̂͆͂̾̋͆̓̓̅́͝ò̧̿͋͌̊̄̑ͬ̿҉͙̙̼͖̪r̽ͣͯ̎̿̐̋̈́̊ͯ̔̂̀ͦ́҉̢͇̦͉̮͙͜ṇ̴͕̳͈͉̙͖̜̺̰̮̲̘ͥͩͧ̑̐͒ͮ̾ͧ̎̿̔͒ͬ̚͡ͅi̵̶̸͔͍̼͈̼͉͇͔̬͚̥͚̘̻̠̮̎̑ͪ̒͞ͅͅņ̨̯̦̦̱͓̠͚͓̰͊͗ͦ̿͌̌ͤͪ͋̋̅̑̎̔̂ͯ͢͡ģ̬͕͓͚͕͎͕̮̜̩̳͚ͪ̽̄͊ͮ̽ͨ́͢ ̶̤̼̘̞̜̞̘̦̤̙̳̪̲̣͙̌͂́̔ͬ̿̂̄́̉ͭ̊ͬ̃̒͊̉ẙ̵̷̡͍͇̹̱́ͬ̇̄́͝o̷̵̡͚̜̹̞͚̳̙̦̼̹̙̦̞͎̯̙͂͛ͫ̔̃͑̈̿ͣͮ͌ͧ̇͒̄ͪ̕u̦̺̞̹̣̭̹͇̗͉̙̥̼̱̾̄͒̕ ̡̛͈͔͍͚̳̪̝͐͋͛̆̃ͭ̎͒͗ͪ͒̂ͩ͂̽͋͋̓͢͜͝ͅg̯̥̟̹̫̤̲̜̺͖̦̗̯͔̟̯̠̀̽ͫ̋̌͌ͩ͐ͣ͋͊ͬͬ̀̽̀ͮ͛̊͢͟r̴̄ͨ̇̑̃ͫ͑̇̀͂͗̈͒͐́ͯ̓̀̀͡͏̹͓̭̪̪͈̹̩͍̞̦̟e͑̑ͣͮͬ̋̓̎̆̑̀̈́ͪ̇̎ͬ̇͆̚͝͏̸̦͉͕͈̹͙͈̩̦̙̻̠̘̯͖̩̘̮͚e̵̞͖̟̮̓̃̇̓͋ͧ̓ͫ̉̃͆͗͊̓͞͝ṯ̮̜͕̭̬͖͖̰̯͎͖̤̦͖̏͐ͫ͑̓͑̏͘͞ ̔ͮͭ͛ͣ̑͂ͨ͛ͥͣ̚͢҉̜̞̱̮m̴̞̬̳͉̯̞̪̩̣̪͈͖͕̳̠͙̹ͫ̈͌̔͛ͣͫ͛̑ͬ̈́̓̋͊̇̊̔ͬ̂͠eͤ͊͒҉̛̛̜̮̬̙̯̱͙̦͔̙̤̲͇̰̖̝̝̜
̓̃ͯͯ͐́͘͜҉̝̫̤̭͞S̸͖͈̺̰͙̙̘̠̦͖͇̗̰̲͔̘ͧ̌ͣͨ̍̉̿̈̌̎ͤ̓̈́͗̂̃̿́͞͝m̸̡̼̙̳͍̯͑͛̾̿ͫ̃͂͂͑̓ͤ͗͒͟a̢̱͓̗̪̭͎͚͔̼̰̯͕̦̾̔̈́ͬ͝ͅl̶̸̆͂̾͗ͫ͒ͭ͋͂͋͆͊̿͡҉̮̣͔̩͔͢l̔̏̋ͧ͂̃ͤ͑͌̇̾ͬ͛ͮ̍͐̃͏̷̨̬̞̺̯̠̬̱̹̝̥͢͞ ̧̭̝͓̜̮̝̮̟͔ͥ̊̽́̈́͑͐ͭ̇ͮ͒͆̀̚͘ä̴̧͎̗̞̻̠̜̳͈̞̪̱͎̠̫̦̥͎̮́̈́̽ͣ̒̈̏͆͗̊͂ͧ̈́͘n͂̔̽͂̍ͧ̌̓͐͒̑͆͏̸̨̨̛͓̮͖͉̺ḋ̵̘͕̱̤͚̼̟̬̳̳͇͚̺̙̺̳̮̼̜ͫ̀͛ͮ̔͝ ̡̱̱̪͍͔̮̺̜̠͙̬͖̱̰ͬ̀͆ͬ̉͒͟w̷ͤ̅͊ͥ̽ͥͨ̒̀ͥ͐ͫ̐ͤ̅҉̨̦̙̗̗ĥ̶̶̴̝͓͎̙͈̩̩̤̫̬͙͓̝̳̺̻̼ͭͣ̾ͬͭ͊̎ͪ̇ͭͯ̄͛ͥͥ͝į̧̛̟͇̲̖̻̱̩̼̹͓͖̬̌͂̆ͬ̐͝t̓ͪ̔ͮ͋̔̃̅͗̌͡͡͡͏̟͙͇̜̞̜̠͙͙e͊̾ͨͣ҉̧̥͎̺̬̹,̼̲̖̳̝̯̮͔̖̭̜͔̭̗̱̥͐͊͒̇ͯ̃ͥ̽ͧ̌ͬͭ͂̕ ̷̴̫̝̦̰̜̒̃̈̈́ͤ̌́c̉ͪ̊̋̎͑̊̂̅͛́̾̓̐ͣ҉͢͏̨̫̺̟̹͕͕̭͉̤͖͈̜͙̯̫͙̩̙̖ļ̶̯̹̩̞̰̻̭̺͈̥͈̝ͦͤ̋͒̆̐͌ͪ̑ͪ́̕ę̮͇̫̹̠̟̻̭̳̙͇̯̝͌͐̒̄͌̚͘͠a̞͇̻̞̜̝̹̩̳͙ͭ͑͋͛͊̏̋ͤ͒ͪ͋͋͒̒͡n̂͌̌͋ͮ̀̿͏̷̮̞͓͍̦̣̦̜̘̳͍̞͎̙̩͉̯͉̱ ̱̻̭͉͙̩̬̱̣͈̯͈̌ͥͥ̃̆̓͑̇̑͘â̴̻̮̳̯̻͍̩̠͐ͦ͒̓͒̾͐̽̓̅̇̾̃ͥͮ̊ͭ̓͡n̶̘͎̻̫̮̳͒͂̋̚̚͘̕͢d̷̨̢̻̯̤͍̭̪̹͉̳͇͈͓͈͙̟̣̘̬̊̈ͭ̊ͪ̅ͫ̿͗ͮ͐͂̐͛̐ͅ ͒̋ͣ̑͠҉̺̱̯͖̳͈̜̲͖̯͎͎̘̼̻͘ͅͅb̶̢̙͉̲̪͉̜͇̤̼̖̜̘̺̱̟̫͊ͫ̈́ͤ͗ͥ̍̑͛͛ȓ̢̻͉͖̖̠̱͎͈̰̦̗̭̌̿͗̑̿ͤ̂̚͠ͅį̛̩̲͚̯̈̅̃̈ͩ̑ͦ̿ͭ͐g̵̷̗̻͓̠ͧ͒͛̇̽̂͌͊͠h̵͎͇̲̥̙̻̩͍͎͚͈̭̼̘͔̩ͧ̎ͯͧ͛ͩ̕͡t̨̧ͪ̐ͣ̆ͫ̃ͭ̈́͝͞͏̼̫̣̝̘̘̣̙̜̠̱̹̺ͅͅ
̆ͬ͌ͨ̾ͦͮ̈̎̓͊҉̨̳̗̰͕̦̜̯̣̦͔͇̮͔͜͠ͅY̶̗̭̭͕͍͚͉͓͇͙̳͇͉̼̆̾̈́̏̐̿ͥ̾̀̓̋ͩͥ͘ö̢̢̹̺̠͍͚͖̮́͑̉ͤ̇̄̉͐̎ͬ̓͊ͫ̓͑̀͟ù̿ͤ̒̽́ͩ̃ͨ̂̈́͐̊̅̓̂̌̏̚҉̨̛͖̞̣̲̻͈̼̕͜ ̶̓ͪ̄̔ͦͭ̈́͗ͩ͢͏͎̥̹͎͕̝̹̜̼͓̭̻l̾͐ͫͭ͆ͦ̇̀ͤͨ̅̿̓ͬ̈͏̢̤̲͍̭̰̭̫̥̗͓͍̰̩̩̪o̞̩̺̖̯ͨ̽̄̐̌ͦ̾̈͘͘o̡̩̯̹̞͓͕̯̲̗̘̪̭̻̍̒͗ͨ͟ͅk͑ͭ̇ͥ͛̑͠͏̗͖̜̪̦̪͕̭̤̙̱̼̭̭ͅ ̢̜̥̪̝̱͕̩̯͖͓̊̐ͩͫ̿ͧͯ̇̈́̄̓̃h̵͓͙̜̮̠̩͙̪͕̼̭͍̏̊̓͊̄̊̓a͂́ͦ̂̌͋̋̈́̇͋́͑ͥͦ̆ͤ҉̮͔͉̟͓͖͞ͅpͭͪ̋ͩ́̋ͫͧ͑͒̒ͪ̿̏̇ͤ̀͟͠͞͏̳͎͙̰p͚̺̟̱̼̳͚̣̖̝̲̦͕̗͕͚͇̰͋ͣͪ̌̎́̎ͤ͗̓̽ͨ͢ͅỹ͛̑͛ͯ͐ͫ͏̶̴͕̜̝̕ ̷̱̫̜̂ͥ̓̋ͦ̒̉ͨ̋͟͢͞ͅț̫̞̰̣̥͕̺̼͉͈͓̍̑̑͆ͪ͛ͫ̂͐̋ͪͧ͑̚͢͢ͅǒ̶ͦ͛̀ͯͣ͐͏͉̳̙̰͈͎̻̳̙͉͝͝ͅ ̨̳̱̣̲̞̺̳̘̥̟̫͖̱͙̜̭̻̻ͮͮ̃͋ͣ̊̇̊̄ͬͥͬ̌̒ͩ͒̉́̚̚͞ͅm̛͉̺̗̱̩̙͙̫͕̲̤̖̙ͨ̽ͤ̽͘͟e̸͕͇̱͖̰̻͓̼͖̟̬͔͉͓̓̾̓̊̆́̀͜͢͝ē͂ͬ͐ͩͥ͊͊ͪ̾̏͏̴̮̯̭̬͕͍̖̣̥̳́͜t̶̛͉̤̖͉̫̬̣̩͊ͩ̃͛̀͋̓̅̽̀ͭͨ̓͗͜͜͠ͅ ̨̧̠̯͚̰̗̼̱̦͈̗̦̯͚̫̙̣̃ͫ͑ͥ̐̒̓́ͪ̎ͣ͒ͦͬ̚̕ṁ̗̠̖̫͎͉̻̮͎̤̼͕̽͌͂͐̽͡͝ͅͅe̶̍̾ͥ̍͆̋ͩ͊͊͊̂̊̓̚̚͡҉̺̤̗̖͎͍̫̞̞̻͈̟̞̥̱͈͉̠͘ͅ

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Question:

Dec. 6th, 2008 | 12:40 am
mood: thoughtful thoughtful
music: The sound of air whistling in my ears

Should I create a hatememe so that all the people with an excess amount sand in their vagina can tell me how mean and stupid and ghey I am y/y

Anyway, now time for my Christmas song!Collapse )

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John Denver in da hood!

Dec. 5th, 2008 | 03:12 pm
mood: nostalgic nostalgic

Almost heaven, west Virginia
Blue ridge mountains Shenandoah riva'
- Life be old dere Olda' dan de trees
Yunga' dan de mountains
Growin' likes some breeze

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

All mah' memo'ies gadered round her
Miners beeotch, stranga' ta blue booze
Dark an' dusty, painted on de sky
Misty taste uh moonshine
Teardrops in mah' eye

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

I hear ha' voice In de mo'nin' hour she calls me
De transista' reminds me uh muh ma fuckin crib far away
And drivin' waaay down de road ah' git some feelin'
Dat ah' should gots been crib yesterday, yesterday

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Snatch me crib, now honkey roads
Snatch me crib, now honkey roads... in the hood

Honkey roads, snatch me crib
To de place ah' belong
West Virginia, mountain momma
Snatch me crib, honkey roads

Snatch me crib, now honkey roads
Snatch me crib, now honkey roads...

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Illshay ofyay Onnemaracay

Dec. 2nd, 2008 | 12:38 am
mood: accomplished accomplished

Athergay upyay ethay otspay andyay ethay oldyay intay ancay Andyay ethay ashmay, andyay ethay orncay, ethay arleybay, andyay ethay anbray Andyay enthay unray ikelay ethay evilday omfray ethay exciseyay anmay Eepkay ethay okesmay omfray isingray, Arneybay Ownay eepkay ouryay eyesyay ellway eeledpay odaytay Ethay alltay, alltay enmay, eythay'eray onyay eirthay ayway Eythay'eray earchingsay orfay ethay ountainmay eatay Inyay ethay illshay ofyay Onnemaracay Athergay upyay ethay otspay andyay ethay oldyay intay ancay Andyay ethay ashmay, andyay ethay orncay, ethay arleybay, andyay ethay anbray Andyay enthay unray ikelay ethay evilday omfray ethay exciseyay anmay Eepkay ethay okesmay omfray isingray, Arneybay AYAY allongay orfay ethay utcherbay andyay ayay uartqay orfay Omtay Andyay ayay ottlebay orfay ethay oorpay oldyay Atherfay Omtay Otay elphay ethay oorpay oldyay earday alongyay Inyay ethay illshay ofyay Onnemaracay Athergay upyay ethay otspay andyay ethay oldyay intay ancay Andyay ethay ashmay, andyay ethay orncay, ethay arleybay, andyay ethay anbray Andyay enthay unray ikelay ethay evilday omfray ethay exciseyay anmay Eepkay ethay okesmay omfray isingray, Arneybay Ownay ingsway otay ethay eftlay, ownay ingsway otay ethay ightray Uresay, ethay exciseyay anmay ancay anceday allyay ightnay Ehay's inkindray 'upyay ethay eatay 'iltay ethay oadbray aylightday Inyay ethay illshay ofyay Onnemaracay Athergay upyay ethay otspay andyay ethay oldyay intay ancay Andyay ethay ashmay, andyay ethay orncay, ethay arleybay, andyay ethay anbray Andyay enthay unray ikelay ethay evilday omfray ethay exciseyay anmay Eepkay ethay okesmay omfray isingray, Arneybay Ownay, andstay ouryay oundgray, andyay onday't ouyay allfay Ethay exciseyay enmay, eythay'eray atyay ethay allway Esusjay Istchray, eythay'eray inkindray' ityay allyay Inyay ethay illshay ofyay Onnemaracay Athergay upyay ethay otspay andyay ethay oldyay intay ancay Andyay ethay ashmay, andyay ethay orncay, ethay arleybay, andyay ethay anbray Andyay enthay unray ikelay ethay evilday omfray ethay exciseyay anmay Eepkay ethay okesmay omfray isingray, Arneybay!!!!!!!!!!

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ATTENTION PEASENTS!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Nov. 30th, 2008 | 12:04 am
mood: sore sore

♦ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!! ♣ I JUST POPPED A BLOOD VESSEL IN MY ARM AND IT REALLY REALLY HURTS!!!!!

And now for some ~*~ LiMeRiCKs ~*~

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil

I had me a wench from East Broint
Who bade me her skin to anoint
The girl had arthritis
And so I decided
She wouldn't mind one more stiff joint.

There once was a fellow named Frisk,
Whose stroke was exceedingly brisk.
So fast was his action,
That the Lorenz contraction,
Reduced his tool to a disk!

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Question...

Nov. 23rd, 2008 | 02:31 pm
mood: bored bored

I recently just started my period for the first time at the age of 60. I bought a pack of Tampax and was dissatisfied with the product. Should I send the used tampon back and ask for a refund?

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Newsis Horribilis

Nov. 22nd, 2008 | 04:13 pm
mood: sad sad
music: Chumbawumba - Tub Thumper | Powered by Last.fm

Unfortunately, it has come to my attention that my most favoritest psychotic pagan and misunderstood genius, nebris is suffering from the rare psychotic disorder known as Fregoli Syndrome.

I quote from wikipedia:
Fregoli syndrome is a rare disorder in which a person holds a delusional belief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise. The syndrome may be related to a brain lesion and is often of a paranoid nature with the delusional person believing that he or she is being persecuted by the person he or she believes to be in disguise.

The condition is named after the Italian actor Leopoldo Fregoli who was renowned for his ability to make quick changes of appearance during his stage act.

It was first reported in a paper by P. Courbon and G. Fail in 1927 (Syndrome d'illusion de Frégoli et schizophrénie). They discussed the case study of a 27-year-old woman who believed she was being persecuted by two actors whom she often went to see at the theatre. She believed that these people "pursued her closely, taking the form of people she knows or meets".

I pride myself on being a compassionate soul and nebris' affliction makes me a sad panda.

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UR ONE SPOOKIE MUDDAFUCKA

Nov. 20th, 2008 | 05:02 pm
mood: enraged enraged
music: Whitehouse - Rapemaster | Powered by Last.fm

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME U KNOW THAT?

I FUCKIN' BUST MY ASS FUR U GUYZ AND ALL I GET IS, "UR SPOOKY."

WHADDYA FINKZ DIS IS ALL ABOUT?

U FINKZ DIS IS A FUCKIN COSTUME? DIS IS A WAY OF LYFE!!

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NAME THAT T00N

Nov. 15th, 2008 | 10:25 pm
mood: dorky dorky
music: Burzum - Beholding the Daughters of the Firmament | Powered by Last.fm

SHE KEEPZ MOET ET CHANDON N PRITEE CABINET
LET EM EET CAEK SHE SEZ, JUS LIEK MARIE ANTOINETTE
A BUILT-N REMEDY 4 KHRUSHCHEV AN KENNEDY
AT ANYTIEM AN INVITASHUN U CANT DECLINE

CAVIAR AN CIGARETTEZ
WELL VERSD IN ETIQUETTE
EXTRAORDINARILY NICE

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